I had a flash of brilliance when I was trying to distract the kids at dinner the other night. I started reciting "
The Raven" (this really does happen sometimes, other times it's "
Jabberwocky" but I digress...) and then I decided to let them fill in their own words. It didn't calm them down, it sort of wound them up even more but I think their poem is pretty brilliant. And when else do I have the excuse to explain what "eagerly I wished the morrow" means? They wanted to do more so we also have a version of "The Night Before Christmas" and "How Do I Love Thee" but we'll start with the first one we did for today. The words they added are highlighted, in case it wasn't obvious enough.
Once upon a midnight
monster, while I pondered weak and
hollered,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten
old man-
While I nodded, nearly
playing the Wii, suddenly there came a
goblin,
As of someone gently
touching the goblin, rapping at my chamber door-
"Tis some visitor," I muttered, "rapping at my
side-
Only this and
me."
Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak
goblin;
And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the
bathroom.
Eagerly I wished the morrow;-vainly I had sought to
play the Wii.
From my books surcease of sorrow-sorrow for the lost
shoe-
For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name
cuckoo-
Nameless here for evermore.